I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
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my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
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I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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