Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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