I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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