Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
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Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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