yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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