Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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