I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
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I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
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So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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