Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
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i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
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Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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