I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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