The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
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