Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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