the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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