i can't believe i had my finger in that
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
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