Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(516): View more from New York

I hate all girls vehemently.

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I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.

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(845): View more from New York

our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.

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(541): View more from Oregon

get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.

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(631): View more from New York

he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader

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(701): View more from North Dakota

You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.

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