Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
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don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.