Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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