as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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