Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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