he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
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You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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