Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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