Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
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Brb crying the tears of my youth
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm like, not good at living.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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