I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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