He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I could fuck to npr.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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