i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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