You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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