where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I think my moral compass just broke
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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