so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
This is my gift to your gina
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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