i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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