I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
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my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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