Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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