I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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