hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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