I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
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well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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