White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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