We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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