He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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