You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
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Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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