I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
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That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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