how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
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Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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