he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I just found a bag of teeth...
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm bleeding and have questions
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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