sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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