i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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