idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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