Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
You don't make any sense
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