She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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