where does the pee come out of this thing
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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