so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
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Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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