Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
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You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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