don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
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Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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