hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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