yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
I did not marry a roomba.
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