if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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