Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
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BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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