She said her name was "party"
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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