Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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