Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
